me at school:I'll work on this at home
me at home:I'll work on this at school
Me:I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV:lol but good shows are on.
iPod:sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping position:lol you're not gonna be comfortable.
Mind:what's the meaning of life though?
Temperature:lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises:oh, you said be louder? Okay.
Tumblr:Keep scrolling, bitch.
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”