she wears short skirts
i wear tshirts
she’s cheer captain and
i blog all night until my eyes are red and scream when people talk to me first and reach post limit and sit there for 3 hours waiting for it to let up and talk to my cat and tell him he’s a sweetie pie and dress up like a wizard
so call me maybe
(Source: mrshermione, via tomlison)
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gay porn
(via tomlison)
4 minutes of white people problems set to a xylophone
4 minutes try a whole hour
(via katara)
i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up
(via katara)






